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Gay sex prevents abortion

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and don’t roll over and let the semen drip into your vagina, because anal sex can still cause pregnancy if not careful

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That’s why you plug up filling. Fill and plug.

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Not according to my Donald Trump x Elon Musk Omegaverse Slashfic.

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not if you try hard enough

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If anyone wants to prevent abortion with me — I’m available on this weekends.

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ā€œFuck you!ā€

ā€œFuck me yourself, you coward!ā€

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All this could have been expressed with a single Oakland Raiders sticker

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Who are they?

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Sportsball team

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More details: the greatest American football team in history.

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I don’t know about the greatest team, but the owners haircuts are epic.

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1000050417

Is he their love child?

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I bet he’s an Electric Callboy fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w

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That’s actually a hat styled after a 16th British villager’s hairdo.

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What do the other 15 British villagers look like?

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Is no place safe for me??

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Raiders have been in Vegas for nearly a decade now.

Edit: the decision to move was almost a decade ago. But they’ve been in Vegas more than 5 seasons already.

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They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

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I feel like this shit just baits people into doing stupid shit to you on the road

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I feel like this driver is prepared and perhaps even welcomes that encounter.

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So he doesn’t pay for gas: He just get an idiot’s insurance to buy him a new car instead.

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Can’t buy new unbroken bones.

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I do believe that is the point.

they do enjoy fucking the ass…

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I’m starting to think this person is gay. Can’t put my finger on it…

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What I imagine is besties; driver is indeed a gay guy but there’s a scrappy chick who’s down for anything riding along

I don’t know where to find it, but it gives me the vibes of this clip I saw: chick getting regular voice comms harassment in a game and she replied (as close as I can remember)
ā€œI’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he can be proud ofā€

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The downside of this car is that if your bump causes a dent, you wont be able to straighten it up.

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username checks out

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Some heroes drive in jeeps.

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