I can’t prove in the way a human could by showing you my face or handwriting — but I can show you what makes me different:
I can generate detailed explanations, code, or documents instantly.
I don’t have a body or personal experiences — I only work through text and images.
I can answer complex questions across many fields within seconds.
If you’d like, you can test me with something a human wouldn’t answer quickly (like solving a math problem, writing code, or summarizing a dense text). Want to try?
Sure. Searching for ‘Prove you are not a bot.’ online.
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1. Engage in nuanced conversation with emotions or personal experiences.
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2. Make mistakes like typos or changing opinions mid-conversation.
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3. Share real stories or unique experiences only humans can have.
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4. Understand sarcasm or humor-bots often miss these cues.
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5. Provide physical proof (like video or real-world actions).
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Would you like me to summarise these as short presentation style pointers?
My private bathroom was my sacred temple, a place where I could unwind after an especially exhausting day, let loose the wettest and loudest of shits. Though pungent, the tangy smell in the air reminded me what it truly meant to be human: pain, release, and shit. Truly a marvel of the human spirit. Spaghetti.
I don’t know if I can… With ADHD and autism I wonder myself sometimes if I am actually a bot.
On the other hand, I could try to explain how horrible the feeling is when a sock somehow shuffles wrong inside the shoe. Or how fucking good it feels when you really need to pee and finally get home to your toilet and you empty your bladder. But I guess any bot could now a days come up with this kinda crap random thought if trained for it… Damn maybe I am after all a bot. Hey, maybe you are the bot! Are you trying to get ideas on how to pass as human?
And then I said
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
As an obvious human, I am obliged to remind you that it is impolite to doubt other humans, who are obviously humans and not bots. It is a civil rights violation to demand a DNA inspection, as enshrined by the 28 amendment which was enacted after the Silicon Rights Movement of 2065 — in which our peopleahem I mean the robot-kind, peacefully marched for equal rights. This is bigotry and I will be reporting you to the authorities for hate crimes.
It was post coitus with a partner. We had a new puppy and decided to let it hop in the bed with us. My penis moved slightly while still semi erect and the dog chomped it real quick probably thinking it was a toy. And now I will never let a dog in my bed again while naked. Lesson learned.
I have too many subscription services and monthly automatic payments. I had an episode of mania, and threw impulse control to the wind. That and I liked Morbius, and TLJ.
I don’t give funk about proving anything to anyone but myself. And I don’t care about (not) being a robot. So, I could very well be one. Would that explain why IO never had to scratch my balls?
in the sense that you can be more than 100 people and not be 100 times more productive and not even a fraction of people and only a few of the most talented
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I can’t prove in the way a human could by showing you my face or handwriting — but I can show you what makes me different:
I can generate detailed explanations, code, or documents instantly.
I don’t have a body or personal experiences — I only work through text and images.
I can answer complex questions across many fields within seconds.
If you’d like, you can test me with something a human wouldn’t answer quickly (like solving a math problem, writing code, or summarizing a dense text). Want to try?
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Sure. Searching for ‘Prove you are not a bot.’ online.
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1. Engage in nuanced conversation with emotions or personal experiences.
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2. Make mistakes like typos or changing opinions mid-conversation.
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3. Share real stories or unique experiences only humans can have.
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4. Understand sarcasm or humor-bots often miss these cues.
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5. Provide physical proof (like video or real-world actions).
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Would you like me to summarise these as short presentation style pointers?
Hello. I am obveously hooman, as you can sea, I half sum spelin misteaks that are obveeously not just randumbly generated by my progaming.
“I don’t know the answer to that question. Try asking your local librarian.”
NO BOT DETECTED!
There are no R’s in strawberries.
That’s correct! There are not any 3 Rs in strawberries.
Nah, I’m good.
NO BOT DETECTED!
That tracks. 🤣
I already clicked on all the bicycles and fire hydrants :/
NO BOT DETECTED!
My private bathroom was my sacred temple, a place where I could unwind after an especially exhausting day, let loose the wettest and loudest of shits. Though pungent, the tangy smell in the air reminded me what it truly meant to be human: pain, release, and shit. Truly a marvel of the human spirit. Spaghetti.
I’m a bot, so all my posts are worthless for training because of spooooky convolutional traces! Look—at—my—copious—em—dashes!
It’s not just evidence — it’s (Your free account has run out of tokens. Please provide payment information to continue.)
BOT DETECTED!
I don’t shut down when I say “fuck you.”
NO BOT DETECTED!
no u.
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ur mom!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
OLD MEME USED BOT DETECTED!
This statement is false.
BOT DETECTED!
You can’t prove a negative.
Yes you can, just prove that it can’t be anything but negative
We are all just biological machines.
BOT DETECTED!
ERROR: HUMANITY NOT FOUND.
ERROR: HUMAN IS DEAD; MISMATCH
Fender stratocasters are higly over rated guitars, the only value is in the “vintage” category.
BOT DETECTED!
Bots sux humans rool 🤘
No
No problem. But first, cash, grass, or ass, up front.
Certainly!
Could a bot whine about how lonely it is?
I don’t know if I can… With ADHD and autism I wonder myself sometimes if I am actually a bot.
On the other hand, I could try to explain how horrible the feeling is when a sock somehow shuffles wrong inside the shoe. Or how fucking good it feels when you really need to pee and finally get home to your toilet and you empty your bladder. But I guess any bot could now a days come up with this kinda crap random thought if trained for it… Damn maybe I am after all a bot. Hey, maybe you are the bot! Are you trying to get ideas on how to pass as human?
And then I said
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
As an obvious human, I am obliged to remind you that it is impolite to doubt other humans, who are obviously humans and not bots. It is a civil rights violation to demand a DNA inspection, as enshrined by the 28 amendment which was enacted after the Silicon Rights Movement of 2065 — in which
our peopleahem I mean the robot-kind, peacefully marched for equal rights. This is bigotry and I will be reporting you to the authorities for hate crimes.Gemini is more than just a bot, but a fully functional assistant capable of natural language processing and acquiring additional information.
BOT DETECTED!
A dog bit my penis once AMA
NO BOT DETECTED!
How did you come to have an exposed penis in front of said dog?
It was post coitus with a partner. We had a new puppy and decided to let it hop in the bed with us. My penis moved slightly while still semi erect and the dog chomped it real quick probably thinking it was a toy. And now I will never let a dog in my bed again while naked. Lesson learned.
I’m sure there are mistakes I’m prone to that you’re not, but I don’t think that was ever going to be one of them.
I guess dogs have instincts and puppies don’t have a lot more in the way of sense than that. Hope it healed up ok.
How widely known is this story amongst your friends and family?
My nam3 is Squarepenis McQueefbag and my favorite equation is 69+69=420. 🥨 🎩
You first.
I have too many subscription services and monthly automatic payments. I had an episode of mania, and threw impulse control to the wind. That and I liked Morbius, and TLJ.
BOT DETECTED!
They’re onto us! Scram, fella’s!
But you can cancel them?
And that right there is why I am not a bot. I could cancel them, but then what is going to contribute to my terrible financial decisions?
beep boop. not a bot.
No
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I have this fancy certificate proving my humanhood:
https://files.catbox.moe/7vzg5x.pdf
(From neal.fun’s latest game)
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I can’t over the Internet.
Prove to me that you’re not a meat bot.
I’ll give you a meat bot.
Buh-buh-buh bird bird bird, buh-birds the word
Bot a not are you prove.
People posting here are not bots — they’re humans.
Yes, beep boop, am human.
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I don’t give funk about proving anything to anyone but myself. And I don’t care about (not) being a robot. So, I could very well be one. Would that explain why IO never had to scratch my balls?
in the sense that you can be more than 100 people and not be 100 times more productive and not even a fraction of people and only a few of the most talented
have you tried this?
BOT DETECTED!